Baby “Kimye”

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News broke this past father’s day weekend that Kim Kardashian went into labour 5 weeks early with Kanye West’s baby- which has officially been dubbed “Baby Kimye.”

Kim delivered a baby girl- and it seems like the world has been anticipating what they decided to name her. Would it start with a K? Would it be the rumoured “Easton West?”After 6 days Perez Hilton broke the news by declaring that Kim and Kanye named their baby girl North West, Nori for short.Now, while I think Nori is adorable for a little girl (it reminds me or Norah), the name North West is just cruel.It seems that the biggest thing with celebrities having children is to try to compete with other famous parents and come up with the most ridiculous names. North West definitely screams different- but the poor kid will be called directions for the rest of her life.I, however, will stick to referring to their child as “Nori,” as it is way less mean.What do you think of North West?¬†Here are some of my least favorite celebrity children’s names:

  • Gwyneth Paltrow’s daughter Apple (I would never name my child a fruit, “Come here Pear, come here Banana…)
  • Gwen Stefani & Gavin Rossdale’s son Zuma Nesta Rock (All I can think of is Zumba and Nestea, the iced tea drink)
  • Katie “Jordan” Price’s daughter Princess Tiaamii (First of all, if you want to name your daughter Princess, count on the fact that she may become a stripper)
  • Beyonc√© & Jay-Z’s daughter Blue Ivy Carter (I know there was significance for B & J to naming their daughter Blue Ivy, and I actually think it’s the best name out of the bunch but it still is just too much)
  • Toni Braxton’s son Denim (What?)

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